With four months until the general election, the main parties have put their political campaigns into full swing.
Writer and blogger Rich Patrick had the unenviable task of decoding the political fluff from the speeches made earlier today.
Conservative chancellor George Osborne, Labour leader Ed Miliband and deputy Prime Minister and leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg all made individual presentations today to mark the New Year.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, each speech was packed with slogans, catchphrases and political jargon. All Rich has to do is decide who said what.